You’re definitely going to want the more oily organic kind of peanut butter this time and definitely not the chunky unless you like things just a bitnrough around the edges?
Having intercourse with peanut butter might feel good but it may also impede your olfactory batteries from charging up due to musky dusky pheromone exposure.
On the one hand there are the lubricating factors which peanut butter brings to the table (though many in the ivory towers still point out that jelly is more viscous to the belly) – and on the other hand there is the risk that your partner could be severely allergic, and choke up and die right then and there on your knob!
Yeah…having intercourse with peenut butter might be something you try a little later on in the relationship when other suitable options have been exhausted…
P.s. If you were waiting for us to add some kind of joke about “pee nut butter” to this intercourse, well… Keep waiting and grow up. This is serious stuff!
