Let’s face it. Your Ipad is really good looking and attractive to members of the opposite sex.
So use it to have intercourse. Here’s how:
- Grab your ipad.
- Go to a bar and take a seat somewhere in the middle of the bar.
- Drink if you want, or just order cokes.
- Don’t look at anybody – just play angry birds or something.
- Continue not looking at anybody, look busy. Just let your sexy ipad do all the work.
- Eventually, someone will ask you what you’re doing sitting at the bar with an Ipad
- When asked, just say “I’m here to have intercourse with somebody. My ipad is a prop to make me look cool and sexy.”
- If you wait long enough, chances are somebody will think this is interesting and offer to take you home to have some intercourse.