There are millions of Virginians out there. And a good number of them might be interested in having intercourse with you.
But the real trick is finding a Virginian. Here are are some tips that will help you have intercourse with a Virginian.
- Start by going somewhere in the middle of Virginia. Somewhere like Petersburg, in the South to middle part of the state is probably preferable to somewhere in north Virgin ia because you’ll risk coming across some Nova city slicker who’s only around for a job in DC.
- A lot of Virginians like the Washington Redskins. So route for the Skins, as painful as that might be.
- When deflowering a Virginian, be sure to bring an extra American Dogwoods, which is the Virginia state flower.
- Make some jokes about West Virginians. This is will help break the ice. West Virginians are funny.
- Take it slow. A lot of Virginians have a drawl and don’t like to intercourse too fast.
If you like this picture, you're cool, but intercourse with a Virginian might not be in your future.
You should now know everything you need to know to have intercourse with a Virginian. Enjoy!
