A lot of folks out there are looking for a step by step process for how to have intercourse. Well, there’s a lot of different ways to go about it but here is an intercourse protocol you can follow.
- Step 1 – Find somebody to have intercourse with. The can be a virgin ian like you, or not. You’ll probably eventually have more fun with an intercourse partner who is more experienced, but you may be less nervous if you’re intercoursing with someone who is as new as you are.
- Step 2 – Make sure your parents aren’t home and it might be a good idea to get the dog out of the room.
- Step 3 – Start by making out. Make out for a little while. If you’re a guy, you’re partner will like this and get a little more charged up as boring as it might be for you. If you’re a gal, don’t be alarmed when your partner starts touching stuff. That’s what’s supposed to happen.
- Step 4 – Once the making out has reached a fever pitch start taking off some clothes.
- Step 5 – Take turns giving eachother a little oral. This could mean all the difference in the world, and you might find the you benefit a great deal from studying up up on proper head giving techniques when you have a minute.
- Step 6 – Assuming you haven’t finished too soon from fun Step 5, now it’s time to make sure you’ve taken the proper precautions by firing up some birth control. Diseases are scary, but children are even scarier! (if you want to be extra cautious you can do this step before step 5, your call)
- Step 7 – Now, get your pelvic areas all up near eachother. If you didn’t skimp on step 5 then you should both be properly lubed up and ready to go.
- Step 8 – Do what comes natural, and enjoy. Chances are you won’t be that great your first time, but you’ll feel good to have it out of the way.
- Step 9 – Become a student of intercourse. Buy some books, watch some videos. Get better at it! Being a pro at how to have intercourse will serve you well for years to come.