“Tons of hotties, everywhere! Showing their boobies and flashing their junk, it’s so hot! What do I do??” You find one that’s down with having intercourse and go with it!
So we’ve all thought about it while at a rock concert! It’s dark. People are pushing and shoving in 12 different directions. If this hot girl in front of me, that’s been rubbing her sexy butt on me, would just bend over a little, no one would even know! So what do you need to know in order to have intercourse at a rock concert?
Sex During Rock Concert
Basically, you need to know how to have intercourse, and you need to know what to wear!
Your first step is to start making your way to the front of the crowd, where everything gets really tight, people are pushing, and no one will know what’s going on. You’ll want to look for that good looking girl that wants to have intercourse. Then you should probably tell her your idea, then get to the intercourse part.
Having intercourse at a rock concert can be quite tricky, however. She needs to be wearing a skirt, and you should have on something without a zipper, unless getting your ding dong stuck in the zipper is your kind of pleasure! Something that can easily be stretched down so you can have intercourse while standing up. 95% of the people at a rock concert will never see you again, most likely, so if someone does see the two of you having intercourse, it wouldn’t really matter much, now would it? If someone starts to raise a big stink about it, you can simply take her back into the other side of the crowd, or just move away from the jealous crowd!
You may want to remember to bring protection, seeing as you don’t want some girl that doesn’t even know your name to have your kid and not know how to find them. Not to mention the STD’s you may get, seeing as you don’t even know the girl!
Another way to have intercourse at a rock concert, is when the shitty band comes up, just take the girl outside, where the two of you can do just about anything you want, since most of the security is going to be patrolling inside the arena!
No matter what road you take, knowing how to have intercourse at a rock concert is a valuable piece of information to know! Next time that group of buddies asks you to go see Three Days Grace, you’ll be a lot more interested, even if you don’t like the band, you can always go find a girl and have intercourse!
Have you ever had intercourse at a rock concert? I bet you won’t tell us about it below!